my smartass fren from VJC (chunjieshi) says LCJC = low class junior college... how funny... HA-HA-HA... whatever... but man do i miss her... the rockabye baby (class play) times... awwww...



hers an email i recieved sometime ago... some of u might have read it already... damn hilarious... have a gd laugh:




Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One faculty to design the new bulb, one faculty to test it out, one faculty to market it and one guy to write a stupid E-mail about lightbulbs.

Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.

Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.

Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They can study without light.

Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.

Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change lightbulb??
A: None. They'd use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.

Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a lightbulb is in the first place and to demonstrate (how do you think they're able to change it for ACJC?)

Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They'd prefer it darker. *raises eyebrows*

Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry.

Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They wouldn't bother.

Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.

Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.

Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Huh, wat litebarbu...

Q: Don't you guys wonder who wrote this?
A: TJC!

Q: How many TJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: None. They think they are very bright already.

Q: How many PJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: F*** the lightbulb lah, the principal will do something about rightbarbs. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.




lmao... i dun understand the PJC part either.. hmm... aniwae, we DO have lightbulbs in nanyang.... its about the newest JC we have here already... wait till u see AJ...


till then ;-)

to be sucessful u must first be thick-skinned... agree???




metacognition

wah pw realli sux... on top of that have to research on BOTH task... man.... realli going nowhere with traditition... how to benefit society?? haiyoh....




got to know some realli scary truths bout NYJC todae...

• used to be called LORONG CHUAN JUNIOR COLLEGE long long time ago... (wahahaha!!!)
  
• almost had its named changed to Chung Cheng JC last yr, retained nyjc due to huge appeal by alumni...
  
• chinese nickname for NYJC is BAI YUN GANG, signifying the beautiful white mist that used to engulf the school on a fine day, before the area was urbanised...
  
• the top man in our school mangement commitee is chairman of UOB... hmm...

roflmao.... imagine LCJC... ahaha... its realli damn funny... imagaine me telling u proudly im from LORONG CHUAN JUNIOR COLLEGE... ahaha... but it IS situated at lorong chuan lah...



and the Chung Cheng JC thing was scary... its due to ny's historical roots with chung cheng high... kaoz... imagine CCJC... nyjc still sounds better rite? no way do i wanna be related to chungcheng high man... phew eh.. else i would have been enrolled in CCJC... den i wld be a CCJCian...




and my chinese teacher joked that we should be called UOBJC.... hmmm.... oh did i mention she's damn cute? an ex-nyjcian... wahaha... sure pay attention in class... she can rekindle my interest in chinese... im so gonna ace my H1Chi...




lmao...






ok actually chungchengjc doesnt sound too bad, im just biased...

ophir pics!!! finally... lol... anione excited?

p.s: might take some time to load... patience.....


see im a cedarian too! not that im not proud to be an AMKsian...




on the way up...





amksians, then and now...




CLTS





Nicholas looks victimised...





breakfast lunch dinner for 2 days.... fingerlickingood ;-)





following all taken at summit... way too lazy to take much pics b4 that...









sorry all scenery cos i think the clouds damn nice... realli gd weather and felt/saw the clouds pass us...



by right this picture is not allowed to be taken... oh well...




some markers at the peak...





AMKsians! 2nd one abit off focus... hmm... bad photographer...







cadets... proud to say everyone made it up ;-D





yeah i noe my hair quite screwed... cs of all the sweat and was wearing my jungle hat... lol...

got summore lah but i lazy to post.. eye candy rite?? u guys gotta go climb ophir some day... btw did i mention ophir is 64th highest but 6th most difficult mountain in the world? heh heh


missing ophir (but not malaysia)





metacognition

back from affirm... everything went well... fun too... but blardy shagged...



hong yu yang came to perform... i used to think he was gd... bt not animore... his attitude sux, sings off tune and forgets lyrics... and he still think he's a big ****.... ncc is kind enuff to give him a opportunity to sing at the indoor.. he will probably nv step on a stage that big again...




i realli realli need to recharge now... nite nite...



sakura-

orientation was great again todae... looove my ct.. they so darn rawks... watching them do all the forfeits was damn fun... and the games... wooohoo... too much to put into words... simply, 0612 RAWKS!!!



unfortunately gonna miss the finale tmr... haiss... all cos of ncc again... gotta skip sch... have to be at indoor to prepare for affirmation ceremony, which walls on this sat... haiyoh... ncc realli very taxing leh... after affirm realli dun wanna bother bout hq stuf liao...



im way too tired for pictures lah... i know owe u guys loads of pics le... asap ok?? once im in the mood...



will be staying in-camp tmr nite, so wun be updating... dun miss me eh? and keep the tags coming in...





i dun wanna miss NY disco night!!!!

orientation was guuuuuuuuud todae... im luvin ny more and more each day.... cant wait for orientation tmr, and the next day, and on fri... muahahaha... no lectures!!!


affirm on sat... damn its so fast... another buzy weekend for me.... can i carry forward the time i dun use?



feeling so much better todae... though bit discouraged at times... guess orientation realli cheered me up... and sophina, and joel, and adrian, and kaiwen... wahaha.. soon i'll be able to say 'NY rocks' without flinching...

damn... never felt like this before... this dumb feeling of dejection... all of a sudden... how did i allow it to happen to me?



sch was bad... much too tired to pay attention to anithing... orientation will be better tmr...



not much pics from ophir, just some from the summit... maybe tmr ok???




now i just need some time to heal, and get back on the ball again....

back


shagged


lightly bruised


survived


sleepy



hallelujah

zzzz blogging from school com now... tonite going home den tmr ophir again...

damn legend this morning trekked from bukittimah, up to the summit, pass maritchie den to thomson plaza... now my leg gonna give way already... die how to climb to checkpoint 4 tmr???


ahaha... some ppl dun believe i can be scholar... who else think i cannot make it? quick tell me now... 2 years later i take my scholarship slap ur @$$...



lester the scholar

wees! im going mount ophir again!!! muahaha...


super filled schedule... tmr morn till wed nite will be in amkss for annual camp... thurs morning till sunday afternoon will be at mount ophir expedition =) ahaha... shitty thing is that tmr must go renew passport... zzzz... gonna miss cell and service... oh well... once in a long long while eh? sorry God...


and also might miss spelling bee and band concert!!! wah wah wah how??


i will try as much to update as long as im in sgp eh?

fund fiesta so lacklustre... man do i miss silver jubilee... and drama night... and NOMADs...

amkss is a totally different place now... the people more and more BU XIANG YANG... changing culture - for the worst... realli miss the old times... regret not cherishing them... we all took our stay in amkss for granted... theres no turning back now...

Jinfu just POP-ed from BMT... wow... damn fast... in less than 2 years its gonna be my turn to tekong... and trust me when i say 2 years will be gone in a FLASH... ahhh... i realli realli wanna go OCS cos i REALLI REALLI need the scholarship...

was at snookerium with soonheng daniel and julius todae... and at the adjacent table were some what i would call "problem" kids... among them were one of the boys who used to be in the NCC... sometimes these people realli worry me... im realli not trying to be someone great here... but i realli wonder what goes on in these youngster's mind... they smoke and all but thats beside the point... don't they have any goals/vision? what do they want to make out of their life? man... changing face of the society..

ok... shld stop talking like im very WEI DA... back to thinking bout how many 'A's i needa get for my A's if i wanna get that scholarship... lol... pun...

its a selfish world...

Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his class but she belonged to someone else. One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said. "I'll give you a $1000 if you let me screw you."

But the girl said "NO!".

Johnny said "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.

So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says "Ask him for $2000, by the time you pick up the money he won't even be able to get his pants down." So she agrees and accepts the proposal.

Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks "What happened...?";

She said "THE BASTARD USED COINS

still am sick... zzzz.... almost coughed my rectum out today... i say rectum cos its far deeper than the lungs eh... get it? whatever...



no call from sa/aj yet... looks like xiong dua ji shao... believe it or not im starting to like NY... hmm... joined ODAC todae... almost joined band cos got so many amksians plus im acquainted with brando... too bad their practices clashes with ncc training..



bird flu is back!! gosh... i hope mr tharman passes down the rule for all kids to stay home again... lol... rmb SARS?



still in desperate need for rest... maybe i should skip sch tmr... the thought of sleeping-in on a warm morning is so tantalising....




i wanna join pre-u sem!!!

sorry for not been blogging for so long... been desperately struggling to stay alive.. cough + flu + fever (again)... seems like recently become very weak... keep falling sick... last night fever was like 39.3... thot my brains would burn... lucky it went down afer taking panadol... feeling much better todae but still very restless... think my throat abit injured after all that coughing..


first day in NY todae was soso... sucky thing is that lecture has begun... good thing is u can pon and no one stops u... ahaha... hall is air-coned, food sux (so far, or maybe its cos my tastebuds not working)....

fri appealed to SA... went AJ to appeal just now... hope either one of my appeal gets thru... dun like the thot of staying in NY...


aight i better get some slp before my temperature rises again... hope i can completely recover by tmr ;-)

NANYANG SCI!!!


why??? wah lau.... this is so shit man... 2nd choice was sa arts, followed by aj arts... both are 11pt courses... and i got into nanyang sci (a 10 pt course)... totally dun make sense!!! wah la... why must sa be so popular this year?? and i din get into aj either... dun tell me ppl are rushing to aj arts...

seems like this year posting pretty screwed... most ppl are unhappy... im so gonna appeal...

and to top off my already-pissed mood, im confined in SRJC rite now... tmd... the only reason why i come sch is just to take some pictures loh... damn it... now i have to wait till 12 b4 i can leave... this is sososo dumb... i wanna go SA take appeal form!!! arghhh..

lucky library got comp to use... if not i think i climb gate liao...


ahh... off to abit of cooling off...



what you do in life, echoes on in eternity

saints no more?? i realli dunno..

lets just hope whatever took place on wed was just a random test... pls let it not be true...


less than 7 hours more... hais.... what if i realli get into NY??? i noe its not that bad... but... its just not what i want....


i pray and i pray that i get into SA or AJ... let it not be anithing more than my first 3 choices...

so help me God!

just heard the scdf bell... wtf?? its 1st march already??? that means 2 ENTIRE months of 2006 GONE-!!! it doesnt even feel like 2006 yet!! im still in the 2005 mood... if u get what i mean...

time flies when you dun want it to, so do opportunities... catch it before its too late...

Happy birthday Clifford... u are SEXY SEVENTEEN...

Sentosa todae rawked... think i got slightly burnt on my back... no, no pictures... no one brought cam today...

unfortunately my outing had to be interrupted thanks to some dumb meeting.. hmm... joined them again at dhoby ghaut after the meeting though... wei liang is a drumming pro (and a very good boyfren) ... dun judge a book by its cover...



dun think im going sch tmr... but im not withdrawing... too much red tape, and bad for my resume... better stay (administratively) in school...






i need to start using better vocab